Podcast #64: Gays, Bidets, and Hating Thy Neighbor

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2015

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of drunk Ex-Pastors, we begin with a capitulation on Christian's part toward the color-blind, and then move on to what a man's chin and legs tell us about his sexual orientation. Jason nods his head and furrows his brow as Christian expresses his frustration over DXP's Catholic listeners, after which we take a call from an active military listener explaining what exactly "lawful orders" are. Another caller seeks clarity on whether acting gay sends you to hell or whether just being that way is sufficient. We then share some preliminary thoughts on a documentary about the so-called "Purity Movement" (which is that thing of when earnest evangelicals have sex before marriage, but only after promising not to). The topic of open relationships arises, as does the thorny issue of Ahmed's ticking time bomb. Oops, we mean clock. We turn our attention to the refugee crisis (noting the irony of which segment of society is embodying the "Hate Thy Neighbor" ethic), a discussion which dovetails into the issue of whether democracy can really beat theocracy in a fight. Jason is biebered by Eastern European Mexicans, while Christian's bieber ends up focusing on the real reason his clothes don't fit right.

Also, it really is a small world, after all. Just ask Matt.

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0:00.0	It's going to be so hard to drink, do this with a mug.
0:08.4	It's so cold, dude.
0:10.5	I know.
0:10.9	I'm freezing.
0:11.7	I don't know where to put it.
0:13.8	So I'm in the kitchen making my drink for the podcast.
0:18.3	And I tell Jason, I'm going to have hot chocolate with Bailey's. He's like, dude, you can't do that. Why not Jason I'm going to have hot chocolate with baileys.
0:22.3	He's like, dude, you can't do that.
0:23.9	Why not?
0:24.6	I'm going to put lots of bailey's in it.
0:26.4	And then he goes, I got one whiff of it.
0:28.1	I'm like, I'm having that.
0:29.9	It comes in paints.
0:31.6	I'm getting one.
0:33.2	Yeah.
0:33.5	So we're sitting here drinking some hot chocolate.
0:35.3	We're under one common blanket on a bear skin right by the fire.
0:39.8	We're sharing a snuggy.
0:42.6	This is the first day to be where it really feels like fall.
0:47.5	Now, granted, I did sit outside in the sun and had a cigar in red, but it was only about 65.
1:28.0	Yeah. Which for a Californian is cold. You know, it's pretty cold. But not for you. You're a Washingtonian. Well, once the sun starts to dip down low in the sky, it's just kind of you feel that bite. Yeah. You know? I think I might have to turn on the heater. Right. Tonight. Yeah. I don't know. But I did put my winter comforter into my divay like a week ago. Oh. So my duvet is like heavy and warm now. What a shock. So I like it when it's cold. What a shock. Your sheet colors are gray and white. I have some dark gray pillows in the back, though, to give it some color.
1:28.9	Some dark gray pillows.
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