Podcast #63: Civil and Sexual Abuse of Power
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 21 September 2015
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, the Drunk Ex-Pastors respond to a listener's misgivings about how we handled the Kim Davis controversy, which leads to a discussion about elected officials, civil disobedience, and what Jesus thinks about it all. Jason tries to tell a story about his dad, which Christian interrupts with something about his own father that is so poignant that it would move most normal people to tears (Jason, irritated at the interruption, politely listens until he can finish his own story). We return to porn (as men so often do), this time tackling the issue of how many boobs a person has to see before he becomes a sociopathic necrophile. Christian is biebered by Catholics who think like Calvinists, and Jason has no bieber since we ran out of time.
Also, that's right, we forgot: YOUR WIFE'S DEAD!
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| 0:00.0 | In a world where only one man can survive, drunk ex-passers presents, Dick Bush, a man of mystery, of desire. |
| 0:18.5 | One man is one chance to live, and that chance is to live for freedom against the terrorists. |
| 0:25.6 | Dick Bush, action, adventure, romance, only one will live. |
| 0:33.1 | And that man is... |
| 0:35.5 | B... |
| 0:35.8 | B... Dick Bush. |
| 0:42.8 | That was awesome. |
| 0:43.8 | Coming soon to a theater near you. |
| 0:46.9 | We have the best listeners. |
| 0:48.7 | Totally. |
| 0:49.3 | That was good. |
| 0:49.9 | Thank you. |
| 0:50.9 | Everybody. |
| 0:51.2 | That was from Brad Wolf. |
| 0:52.3 | Thanks, Brad. |
| 0:52.8 | Thanks, Brad. |
| 1:28.0 | I wonder what kind of romance Dick Bush is having anyway. I don't know. Have you seen his Twitter pick where he's blow drying his hair? Yeah. He looks like he's ready for love. Yeah, he is. You ever seen that movie in a world with Amanda Pete? No, but haven't you brought it up on the podcast recently? Dude, I cannot, I cannot distinguish between real life and the podcast anymore. I know. Because I know you've told me about it recently, but I don't know if it was when we're sitting here, which is pretty much the only time we talk anymore, or if it was outside of the podcast. In a world. Sounds good, though. One man. You had me at Amanda Pete. |
| 1:29.2 | One desire. |
| 1:36.1 | So I would like to clarify on my drunk history of whiskey. |
| 1:38.9 | Yeah, that didn't sound right. |
| 1:41.9 | No, I had a few facts mixed up, like most of them. |
| 1:43.8 | There were barrels involved. |
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