Podcast #62: Slippery Slopes and Christian Patriotism

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, the DXPs banter a bit about Kim Davis's eye of the tiger, wanting to rock, and all the people God screwed over just to make a point, after which we take a call about the propriety of Christians' selling their testimonies for money. We bat around the clearly unthought-through idea of doing a Drunk Ex-Pastors college tour, and then field a question about slippery-slope arguments against gay marriage (do they lead to slippery-slope arguments against a farmer marrying his own sister? What if his sister is a dog, who's black?). We address Detroit's being enslaved by the dark lord of the Underworld (as evidenced by a new statue of Satan being erected there), although Jason is puzzled because he assumed that Detroit has belonged to Lucifer since the late '90s at least. This leads us into, you guessed it, a slippery-slope discussion concerning whether theocracy really is a good idea anymore, because ISIS. Jason gets all Luddite-y again because he fears the Internet, and Christian explains why, in addition to wanting to murder babies, he hates all cops. Jason is in too good a mood to have a bieber, but Christian picks up his slack.

Also, Pig-Taints got your tummy a-hurtin'? Two words: Peppy Bismilk.

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0:00.0	What's up, dude?
0:03.5	How's it going?
0:04.9	Great.
0:06.8	Why?
0:07.9	Because I'm just really happy today.
0:09.7	Why?
0:10.4	Just because this was a great day.
0:12.3	Didn't everyone feel it?
0:14.6	I just assume everyone's feeling.
0:16.1	Imagine if someone said that to you six months ago.
0:17.9	Anything I'm feeling, I'm assuming it's just part of what's in the
0:20.8	like the furniture of the universe that like we are all feeling it today right i had a great day i'm
0:25.1	assuming everyone did it was such a good day dude it was just really great i'm glad to hear it yeah
0:34.4	like everything i'm just happy like i'm I'm just like, it was sunny.
0:38.8	It was beautiful.
0:39.3	Yeah. It's supposed to be nice this week. Yeah. Did you see that down in California? It's like 102 degrees and then it's like rain? Yeah. It's like 100% humidity. That's the worst combination of anything. Yeah. Yeah. like today like just did work and then went out and had a cigar in the
0:55.1	middle of the day. It sat like in this beautiful spot. Um, um, here on the property. No, no,
1:01.6	it's a North Bend. Okay. Um, but I'm glad somebody gets to enjoy this property while I'm,
1:06.9	slaving away in downtown Seattle. Yeah, but it was just like everything was just perfect. Even like I was thinking about it, as I drove there and back, like even the songs that were playing were like, oh, I love this song. I'm so glad it's this song and not some other song. It's like free falling comes on the radio while you're driving. She's a good. You got the windows down. You're screaming it. Yeah, it was like, yeah. So I'm just like happy. In fact, well, yeah. I'm glad to hear it. Yeah. I'm really glad to hear it. How are you? I'm good. Yeah? Yeah. Enjoy yourself masturbating lately? I just finished today editing the podcast of Seth's interview, which will have aired by the time this is published.
1:48.0	Right. In which you say that...
1:50.7	Back when I was a fundamentalist Christian.
1:52.4	Yeah, you'd like tear your rotator cuff.
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