Podcast #59: Evangelicals, Televangelists, and Internet Cheats
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2015
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors by relaying a harrowing tale involving a Mexican native of Honduras who was buried alive, after which we take a call from a minister who admires Christian's Christianity (yep, you read that right). We then venture into the crazy world of glossolalia, end times prophecy, and TV preachers, trying to figure out if anyone actually believes in this stuff (Jason admits that he misses how exciting it used to be to constantly be looking for the antichrist and fighting the mark of the beast that he's seriously considering rejoining the team). We turn our attention to the infamous Ashley Madison leak and to Josh Duggar in particular, seeking to determine whether he deserves his public lashings more than others do (yes). Christian is biebered by myopia in the voting booth, while Jason's bieber involves having to exert himself, ever.
Also, we totally need a DXP drinking game.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | We're on. |
| 0:00.8 | We're on. |
| 0:01.9 | How's it going? |
| 0:03.4 | Pretty good. |
| 0:04.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:05.1 | It's been a dark day for me. |
| 0:07.0 | That's right. We're going to talk about that later, I think. Yeah. It's, this is no, I was just out of my element. I don't even know how you made it through this day. I was out of my element all day. I just, yeah. I was a fish out of water. Well, we're starting late tonight. |
| 0:19.2 | We usually record around 6 p.m. |
| 0:20.7 | And it's 9.12 right now. |
| 0:23.4 | And this is my third drink. Oh, it's only my second. Oh, really? I think. Yeah. I was hanging out with my friend Steve. Yeah. And he's listened to a handful of our shows. Yeah. He is a deacon at the Presbyterian church I used to pastor. He's allowed to hang out with you? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, he's cool. But do they know he's hanging out with you? They wouldn't care. Okay. You know. He needed to sign some papers to something, I don't know, something with the business license |
| 0:54.4 | of the church. |
| 0:54.9 | I don't know what. |
| 0:55.5 | But we went to this cool new. Did you refuse to do it? I just spit on the papers. I own this still. No, I went to this cool. You can have it, but you can't have the name, which I came up with. That's my intellectual property. Yeah, I should trademark the name and sue them. We could call this the drunk ex-pastors and exiles Presbyterian Church podcast. |
| 1:14.1 | We should redirect. Yeah, I should, I should trademark the name and sue them. We could call this the drunk ex-pastors and exiles Presbyterian Church podcast. |
| 1:14.2 | We should redirect their website to us. |
| 1:17.9 | What was the point? |
| 1:20.1 | Steve? |
| 1:20.7 | I know, but we're so far removed from it. |
| 1:22.7 | Oh, he was saying we should drink. |
| 1:23.9 | You guys should drink more. |
| 1:25.1 | Oh, well, we're going to do that tonight. |
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