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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #58: Fratboys, Demons, and Trolls

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7565 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2015

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with Jason asking Christian to diagnose him after he discovers the depths of his own duplicity and greed, after which we banter a bit about the various presidential hopefuls. Christian then shares an interesting insight that he "read somewhere" (ahem) about our present dystopic existence. We take a listener's call asking us to reflect a bit about DXP's one-year anniversary and the highs and lows we've experienced doing this podcast (the lows were easier to remember for Jason than the highs were), and then Christian describes his day meeting his son's new fraternity brothers at the U-Dub. We answer questions about demons, as well as about who Christian turns to in times of difficulty now that he hates Jesus (when Jason [...]

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up?

0:02.3

I'm so tired.

0:04.2

Are you?

0:04.9

Yeah.

0:05.4

From being at a frat house all day?

0:07.9

I'm going to hear this story later.

0:09.8

All right.

0:10.1

I got a story for you though.

0:11.1

Okay.

0:11.7

So you need to diagnose me.

0:14.0

What does this say about me as a person?

0:17.1

Okay.

0:17.6

Okay.

0:18.1

I'm sitting out at Starbucks like last week. And I'm outside. You're lazy because it's the middle of the day.

0:25.3

Well, I'm- Everybody else is working. I'm creative. I'm not a member of the laboring class.

0:31.7

So it wasn't time to diagnose you yet? No, no. That's that you can you can table those diagnoses.

0:39.0

Okay. I'm sitting there and some guy walks by and I'm sitting outside and he stops right in front of my table, looks down at the

0:43.3

ground and bends down and picks up a $20 bill. And he goes, is this yours? And without even

0:50.5

missing a beat, I'm like, oh yeah, man, thank you. And so he handed it to me, I put in my pocket and I sit back down and I'm thinking,

0:57.7

that was not my money.

1:00.6

You know?

1:01.4

And I'm thinking like, wow, that was just a, I didn't even like have to deliberate.

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