Podcast #57: Gender Distinctions, Sexual Assault, and Comedy
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2015
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, we open the floor up to you, the listener, and let you set the table for the evening's discussion. We begin by tackling the issue of who would win in a fight between the two of us (Jason didn't agree with Christian's answer, but he chose not to press the issue because he hates fighting). We take a listener's call about vasectomies and miscarriages, and then address Target's plan to ruin America and force our kids to gay one another. The discussion then takes a turn and we discuss exactly how many self-proclaimed female victims there need to be before we'll believe that a famous comedian sexually assaulted them despite the fact that he's really, really funny. Christian thinks he is biebered by randomly-committed airport faux pas, but is actually just being racist. Jason's bieber puts all of Hollywood on not [...]
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| 0:00.0 | Who was hotter, Ginger or Marianne? I have to go back. I remember really liking Marianne just because she was so, like, girl next door. Pretty and, like, girl next door. She had, like, those pigtails. Yeah. Didn't she? You know, like dark hair. Yeah, yeah. But Ginger was probably like a total freak in the bed in the stack. |
| 0:21.6 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:23.3 | And yes, we are recording. |
| 0:25.2 | Really? |
| 0:25.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.7 | Oh, crap. |
| 0:28.8 | Good thing I edit this thing. |
| 0:30.6 | Good thing. |
| 0:33.1 | Podcast number 57. |
| 0:36.0 | Bam. |
| 0:38.0 | We're in our second year now, Jason. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.5 | So one of the questions, so every once in a while we will throw out on Facebook that, hey, we're recording. |
| 0:47.8 | If you have somebody who wants to talk about. |
| 0:54.1 | Yeah, because you were running to the bank and I was kind of sifting through the voicemails and I just kind of was |
| 0:55.8 | drawn a blank on what we should talk about and nothing big in the news has been like on our |
| 1:01.5 | minds. Yeah. So I just decided I'll just write this and see who writes in. Yeah. And there's |
| 1:07.0 | tons of stuff still coming in. We'll check it during the break and see if there's anything. |
| 1:10.7 | And some of it we have already cut in pace what we're going to do. Yeah. And some of it, we won't ever repeat in public because there's some racist stuff. There's some, I think people are kind of letting their racist flag fly. Oh, really? The racist, sexist flag fly. You mean the Confederate flag? but one of the things that was funny was somebody asked |
| 1:31.4 | who... flag fly. Oh, really? The racist, sexist flag. You mean the Confederate flag? |
| 1:32.9 | But one of the things that was funny was somebody asked who would win in a fight, me or you? |
| 1:43.0 | I'm really lazy. It all depends on how mad I am. Yeah, that's true. And I don't get as mad as you. |
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