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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #55: Lions and Babies, War and Peace

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7565 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2015

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, the DXPs share their opinions on kids' sports and Christian's new Mom Jeans for dads, after which we debate whether Noachian terms should still be used ("Noachian" is an outdated word meaning "outdated"). We then spend some time discussing whether it's OK to be disgusted both by selling dead baby livers and killing majestic African animals, or if we just have to be saddened by one and indifferent about the other. We take a voicemail about whether Christianity demands participation in war (and if it does, then Jason might be an even worse Christian than Christian, which is quite a feat), and afterwards we insult the South a little bit (because why not?). We then start arguing about who interrupts whom more, which nearly brings the show to an abrupt end. Christian is biebered by Hollywood's laziness, while Jason's bieber, once again, involves youths. 

Also, guns don't kill people. Bullets do.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dude, you've already lapped me.

0:03.6

I know.

0:06.2

I just got up.

0:07.4

I took my drink with me and got up and came back, and it looked like I had a full drink,

0:12.5

but I just had added more ice to it.

0:15.1

And then you got up and actually finished your drink and got a new drink.

0:18.7

I finished my drink on the way out of the door.

0:20.6

Yeah, I saw. Yeah. Christian's battling some demons. He's silencing the voices in his head. Right. How's it going? Pretty good. Beautiful day today. I'm happy. Yeah, it was nice. There's been a few days of clouds. I was gone for him, I think.

0:38.4

Yeah, that's true.

0:39.1

You were in Vegas.

0:39.8

Yeah, it was kind of cloudy yesterday a little bit, but I liked it.

0:43.0

No, I'm ready.

0:44.1

I like this summer.

0:45.5

Weather.

0:46.6

Hi, Dick Bush here.

0:48.5

Got a summer-related beaver for you.

0:52.0

Uh,

0:53.3

a beaver is you. A beaver is

0:55.4

summer heat

0:56.6

and mixed with

0:59.1

sitting outside in summer heat

1:01.6

mixed with

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