Well, we are we're doing this. Oh, yeah, I cannot believe we're doing this. I'm actually here. Welcome to the Pat McAfee show. Welcome to the Fandule Thunderdome. I'm literally not Pat McAfee. No, you're not not.

So I was supposed to do the show starts now, right, you guys kind of jumped the gun. Well, it goes to the beach. It's confusing to nobody told me this is. Anyway, I'm Ian Rapp report.

I'm usually from NFL network, also known as rap sheet, usually a regular guest on the Pat McAfee show, but instead I am invading Pat's desk. I'm going to move some shit around.

shit around. I just cursed for the first time in the show. Oh,

crap. Didn't mean to. But I guess that just happened. Like

a lot of other things. So anyway, I'm hosting. Oh, yeah, I'm

taking Pat's place. Just for today or just today. Maybe

next Friday too, who knows? Oh, AJ could get Walli pit. Yeah,

exactly. I mean, I have watched shows where AJ's hosted a little

bit to be desired. Honestly, a little rougher on the edges. So

maybe I'm better. I think that's possible. Pat is going to

join us in the second hour from Dallas ish, right? Yeah,

there you go. Dallas, the tri-stater. Yeah, outside the

stadium. Maybe inside the stadium. I'm not sure. I live in Dallas

for three years. And many people say they're from Dallas. And

it's like, oh, really? Where in the like McKinney for like,

sure. Like your so Pat is not in Dallas. I think he's going to be

in Arlington, which is almost Dallas. So he'll be joining us.

We're also going to be joined by my good friend Ross Dellinger

from Sports Illustrated. There we go. To explain why his wife is

still in my phone as sex. Oh,

he's an actor. It's got a shorted story, but it is a good

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