PMS 2.0 1513 - Ravens Back Out of the Maxx Crosby Trade, Team USA Baseball's Nightmare Scenario, Dr. David Chao, Daniel Jones, Jeff Passan, Adam Schefter, Darius Butler, & AJ Hawk
The Pat McAfee Show
ESPN
4.9 • 19.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 133 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello beautiful people and welcome to our humble abode, the Thunderdome, on the Sports |
| 0:07.1 | are awesome Wednesday, March 11, 2026. This program begins now. Sports are the greatest. |
| 0:16.3 | And there is so much to talk about. Okay, like I might never watch a baseball game again. Don't say it. |
| 0:21.7 | It might be over. My baseball fandom might be over. I learned some things over the last about |
| 0:26.4 | 10 hours that I didn't want to know. Did you know that Team USA, the greatest team we have ever |
| 0:32.7 | assembled? Well, the world's ever seen. With billions of dollars in contracts on a diamond, |
| 1:11.7 | people that are so incredibly kind to us. People that have been doing magic, just beating teams. Bang, bang, bang. Then they got to play who? La Vaza Italians, the espresso martini boys. And all of a sudden, we lose to them somehow. Okay, I don't know how this is possible. Soccer, maybe. Certainly in the past, not in the future now that Ponch got the boys fired up. So I don't think they're going to have soccer. If this is a cooking contest, I understand that the Italians are probably going to beat us in most situations, all of them more. Everybody's known as seemingly has something that she can cook that's better than everybody else's, okay? I grew up in Pittsburgh. |
| 1:13.2 | It's basically Italy. |
| 1:14.8 | So I understand that they're going to win that. |
| 1:16.3 | Coffee making, I got it. |
| 1:21.8 | Cubans might have a little bit of an angle to beat them, but I think the Italians will certainly beat us in that case. |
| 1:22.9 | Baseball? |
| 1:23.9 | Yeah, right. We cannot be losing to Grazie Paizons in baseball, especially when you're |
| 1:32.3 | minus 1100 favorite. |
| 1:33.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:34.3 | Okay? So I've been dancing a little bit with Draft Kings. |
| 1:37.3 | Sure. |
| 1:38.3 | Okay, I was out of the game for a while and I decided to make things a little bit more interesting. |
| 1:42.3 | So I started to dabble with draft kings. |
| 1:45.5 | I had some L's hitting. |
| 1:46.5 | Bang, bam, bam, bam. |
| 1:47.3 | I think this guy's going to hit a home run for short. Guess what? He gets up the bat four times in a game, and guess what he doesn't do? Doesn't hit a home run. Who's pitching against him? A plumber from another country. How's he not hit a home run? Well, actually, because it's a plumber, it's actually harder for him to... |
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