Hello, beautiful people, and welcome to our Humble the Boat, the Thunderdome, on this

overreaction Monday, September 1st, 2025. This program begins now. Football! It's happening.

Oh, it's happening. On Thursday, obviously the NFL kicks off, but we're already week zero and a week

one, full slate of weekend through college ball, and it has been electrifying from jump.

Nebraska, Cincinnati at Arrowhead, electrifying, came down to the final drive all the way through

last night's games, and then tonight, North Carolina finishes it off against TCU, where we will be there live for the kickoff show and halftime show. Lucky to be down there as the Bill Belichick era starts. But their storylines all over football already. Now, granted, the NFL storylines are a little bit of, you know, there's a couple guys that have been paid. We'll certainly celebrate that. But most of it's carryover from last week. And then as we get into Thursday and then Friday night's games, and then Sunday's games, obviously more will develop. But the story of today is mostly college ball. We're going to debut something here called the first 15. It's about to hit you right in the month. I mean, this is about to be something that's about to happen. I've been thinking about it here for like a year or so. you know, the first 15 minutes of these Monday shows, maybe even every day show, but first 15 of Monday for sure, we need to hit like the top five headlines in our eyes. In the NFL and in football, obviously you script the first 15. So the first 15 minutes are about to be an absolute blizzard of information in storyline throughout sports as we cover it in only a way that we can, which is the dumbest out of all parties. We can't thank you enough for allowing us to do this for a living. Ohio State was awesome this past weekend. Maybe it'll be a part of the first 15. The toxic table was here at Boston Connor and at Ty Schmidt. Ty, don't look now. Iowa might be a team. Grinowski looked like he couldn't play quarterback there for a little bit, but then he settled in.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. And Iowa did their thing. Let's go to one half of the hammer. Cowboys AP Town Sportscomblers. How did we do this weekend? I saw a top five all lost. Not good. Yeah, the sports books are up early in the college football season. Texas, Bama, Notre Dame, Clemson, and Indiana were your most bet on teams for this college

football week one, and none of them covered, none of them did what they were supposed to do.

Yeah, large percentages of people betting on those, and whenever the top five goes to the way

of the sports books, you can start to expect maybe a little update in the app,

you know, maybe some new cars purchased for the people that are running the sports book,

but know that the sports books already have a good lead on us, so we need to catch up.

And we will do so as we learn more about all these teams.

And do we know enough about anybody right now?

I don't think so, but maybe we do. Maybe these eyes saw some things and made us believe that they're the real deal. Nine-year NFL vet looking incredibly cool. This appears to be a football costume. This appears to be one that we're looking for. Terri Schia Butler is here. Debutsch, how you doing, pal? Good to see you. You look amazing. Doing great. Glad to be back with the boys. Yeah, football season. Great to have you. Hope your daughter did fantastic in our golf tournament, and we will follow that all year. Oh, yeah. Plum Mustangs lost the heartbreaker. Oh, no. Football? Tight? Close one? Yeah, real close. How close? Is that?

I think it's a kick.

Oh, geez. It'll bounce back. It's good. Probably a good kick. We got a lot of time. We got a lot of time. We'll do it. Oh, the bread. Can't be missing kick. Are you missed the kick? That's how? All right. Five headlines, yeah, I think so.

I was just reading through text.

I wasn't there, you know.

I was following along via text messages.

Back week. Yeah. Let's see what these boys got.

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