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Sports, Football

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🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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--what is the Pac-12 even doing, at all --Jason goes on a voyage to cook his gigantic turkey --Maryland is a state made entirely of panhandles --the Egg Bowl and how Elijah Moore still got flagged --Mike Leach lectures on the Kung Fu Empire --The underwater booing of Jets fans in bronze diving helmets --Another edition of "Is this a real musical?" (with South Carolina connections!) --We accidentally say insightful and accurate things about Michigan football Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The fact 12 is just even more it's like getting a very small dose only makes you realize how completely fucking bat shit
0:06.9	You know I get a juice bar. It is such it is just the shittiest juice bar in the world
0:14.1	She's all our ass comfort
0:15.1	Here in basically December Arizona State is 0 and 1
0:20.9	They're probably not gonna play another game
0:24.7	That'd be smart
0:26.2	Why did you even try to do this? I was watching Jake Bentley
0:31.2	They quarterback for fucking Utah and I'm like what
0:36.2	Do you know how dumb it is that even like even if Arizona State plays the rest of the season
0:41.0	Which is to get two games to date you mass will have played more football games than Arizona State did
0:50.1	Time for us to return to the
0:52.1	Bill Connelly Kansas wisdom of your say well they will have gotten exercise in fresh air
0:57.7	Except there was a mistake won't have
1:00.2	Yeah, I mean they practiced right that's exercise in fresh air also our whole problem is fresh air
1:07.4	Yeah, that's that's the whole like I'm just watching it and you're just like I don't what do why?
1:13.8	Why why oh what is this somebody somebody in the discord was talking about like boy that Washington can come back
1:22.0	Against Utah. It's like look at the words your saying stop it
1:27.0	You don't have to live like no you don't have to don't be happy about that
1:33.4	Also, I will say this though Washington's quarterback there their starter that dude does not give a
1:39.8	Fuck now. Oh my god throwing just the most like you don't want to be super reckless and shit
1:47.6	against
1:49.1	Utah right and
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