Please Close The Windows & Doors - 3.2.26
Strawberry Letter
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4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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The Strawberry Letter heard on The Steve Harvey Morning Show Monday, March 2nd, 2026. Subject: "Please Close The Windows & Doors"
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. |
| 0:07.2 | And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. |
| 0:11.3 | Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HarveyFM.com and click Submit Strawberry Letter. |
| 0:17.2 | We could be reading your letter live on the air just like we're going to read this one |
| 0:21.0 | right here, right now, and you never know it could be yours. |
| 0:25.0 | Yes, it could. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here it is. You're all very |
| 0:30.1 | letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject, please close the windows and doors. Dear Uncle Steve |
| 0:35.9 | and Aunt Shirley, I'm a 24-year-old student and I still live |
| 0:39.7 | at home with my parents. My parents had me when they were 18 years old, so they're still young, |
| 0:45.9 | fly, and very much in love with each other. I love hanging out with them because we listen to |
| 0:51.3 | the same music and we get along great. But there's a huge issue |
| 0:55.5 | that I'm having with them and I made jokes about it, but they don't seem to care. Sometimes |
| 1:00.8 | it's fun to be cool with my parents and other times it gets to be too much. I'm allowed to smoke |
| 1:07.2 | weed in the house because it's legal in our state and it helps me with my cramps. |
| 1:12.3 | I'm allowed to have my boyfriend stay overnight, but he's got to sleep in the guest room. |
| 1:17.5 | I'm allowed to use profanity and I can express myself any way I choose to around them. |
| 1:23.4 | I appreciate the openness. I really do. But what I don't appreciate is how open they are with me. |
| 1:30.3 | My parents' bedroom is below my bedroom and they have sex darn near every day. It doesn't have to be at |
| 1:38.1 | night. I can be getting ready to go to work at three in the afternoon and they are in there going |
| 1:43.9 | at it. |
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