Plead The Fifth: Who Did Bert Veto From Attending His Wedding?

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🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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It’s been YEARS since we’ve done Plead The Fifth. We took a page out of “Real Housewives” creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late-night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” Today Bert is in the hotseat... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Ferture.
0:01.4	I'm a little nervous.
0:02.6	Usually I like plea the fifth when it's my turn,
0:05.4	because I'm like, all right, I'm ready for a little honesty.
0:07.9	But I feel like my mind is still six hours behind,
0:11.2	based on where I was on vacation.
0:13.4	So I'm a little bit nervous about this plea the fifth,
0:15.6	because I'm in the hot seat today.
0:16.7	MUSIC
0:22.7	Are you worried you're going to say something?
0:24.2	You're going to regret?
0:25.2	I'm just not thinking clearly yet.
0:26.9	I'm not going to mouth.
0:27.9	I think there's been working, right?
0:29.3	Yeah, so I'm not sure.
0:32.6	The brain and the mouth aren't quite connected yet.
0:34.5	Right.
0:34.8	Usually I'm good at answering the question,
0:36.9	yet not answering the question.
0:38.7	Well, that's perfect.
0:39.8	You may slip up today.
0:41.3	OK, let's go.
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