If you had to pick a favorite author, who do you think it would be?

Oh, this one might sound like it's coming out of left field.

Hillary Clinton.

Tell me why. Tell me why. Justify your claim.

I was walking through Target the other day, right? And I browsed past the book section,

and on the N-cap, a certain book caught my eye called State of Terror by Hillary Rodham Clinton. Okay. And I saw Hillary Clinton's name. I was immediately intrigued. I was like, is this going to be another like autobiography? She is your favorite. Talking about how, yeah, she is my favorite political figure, you know. Is this going to be another autobiography talking about how Benghazi is in her fault and how she's

really good at foreign affairs right right right right so I looked at it and I looked a little

closer and I looked at the like the read the back of the book yeah it's a fucking novel like a

fiction book oh no yeah yeah so I was like oh oh no right so she's like? So she's like collabing. It's a quick collab. Like, you know, Hillary Clinton X Supreme. I wish we could do a collab with Hillary. Faxx, bro. Same. Not's Hillary Clinton X. Lewis Penny. Okay. Who's actually like an established novelist, right? Okay. I don't fuck with books, you know. We don't't read around here we don't read around these parts we

wouldn't be reading fiction and anyways reading through the plot synopsis this shit sounds absolutely

horrible she's literally just projecting right yeah so it's about this girl whose political

rival has just become president like out of nowhere like dude shouldn't have won but he won you know what I mean

that is eerily familiar too you know what he went and did appointed her is press secretary oh that sounds

like a story I've heard before so so immediately immediately I'm like or no not press secretary secretary of state so immediately I'm thinking oh or no, not press secretary, secretary of state.

So immediately I'm thinking, oh, this is what she wanted Trump to do.

Yeah.

She's immediately projecting.

She was appointed secretary of state by a guy who beat her in the 2008 election.

But this, they're taking a step further.

And it's like, oh, and the other party is appointing her. What's up with that? Bipartisanhip. You know, she's, like, creaming about that and she stays up late at night thinking about that, right? But then that's not even, like, the worst part. The worst part. The villain of the book is this quote-unquote evil Pakistani arms dealer who is suspect yeah right it's already

like very charged immediately racist immediately incredibly charged okay and so this guy like allegedly like

allegedly had killed her husband with an untraceable poison you you know, fiction. Oh, like the Havana syndrome. He hit him with a heart attack gun. You're just kidding. That's what they, that's what our government does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but anyway, I digress, right? Mm-hmm. And so why this dude is out and about is because he was secretly freed from prison by the former administration.

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