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Okay, I was thinking in honor of Summer League, which is in Vegas, as you know, again this year,

it wasn't last year.

They had to postpone because of COVID.

I guess actually like permanently postpone.

A lot of kids didn't get it last year, and this is their first chance, which has happened

with a lot of things.

But in honor of it being back and it being in Vegas, you and I could play a game and go through some underdog teams

in terms of what drugs you'd have to do to convince yourself to cheer for them. No, I'm kidding.

Am I? Have you been watching it? I'm like, wait, what? I'm kidding. Am I?

Have you been watching it?

What? I'm going to fail this. So, so bad. I have been watching. I've watched the first day. And I feel like it's on all day. So I have a job so I can't watch it all day. But it's fun. I think there's

like 50 people on the bench for each team. And I think that was partially because a lot of people

missed out last year. So that's what I've been thinking about. I'm like, if you get two minutes, people are just going crazy, helter-skelter, trying to show that they can do something in those two minutes.

So I kind of feel bad, but I'm also happy that they're there.

Yeah, it's a rapid tryout.

Yes.

That's got to be kind of an uncomfortable feeling if you know that

actually it's uncomfortable from a lot of different people's levels because the pressure is different

everywhere. If you are a top pick and you write summer league and you don't want, you know,

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