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Hey everybody, this one's between you and us.

I thought it was between you and us.

It's not I'm here.

She's here now, but remember last time when I was talking about me

living in alternative universe,

fantasizing, thinking about what it would look like

if I was in, I'm getting inside, I know.

I'm one of these dating apps.

And I said, of course, I would only be on the premium dating app

and that's the match dating app.

And Lauren, that's because I'm looking for the real stuff.

I'm not looking for tossing the sheets,

a quick one and done,

or one that I'm not going to be able to like really develop that deep thing.

I'm really getting daggers here guys.

But anyways, I think the match dating app is what I would use Lauren.

In my alternate universe, Michael Bostick,

I would be on the match app because I'm looking for depth too.

So I don't know if we'd match, don't get too excited.

But if I was going to do a dating app,

I would not want to do these swipe apps

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