"Planning Your Outfit For The First Day Of School" w/ Vanessa Bayer | StraightioLab on Big Money Players Network
How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2023
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
HDWGW will be on holiday hiatus for 2 weeks. Until then, enjoy this episode of StraightioLab with George Civeris and Sam Taggart featuring special guest, Vanessa Bayer.
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The first day of school comes but once a year, but the ramifications of your outfit...well they can be felt for a lifetime. Today, notable former student and co-host of "How Did We Get Weird" Vanessa Bayer joins us to talk about this delicate time of yearly reinvention. We unpack the economic status of being hot in high school, the polarizing effects of dressing like you're from California, and whether or not it is abuse to ask someone "have we met before?" If you're currently in high school, this episode could save your life!
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| 0:00.0 | podcast starts now. What's up, everyone around the globe, and you are listening to StradioLab. |
| 0:25.4 | And we are coming at you live from, that's right, the city of angels, Los Angeles, California. |
| 0:30.5 | Los Angeles, California. |
| 0:32.1 | And also, this is the last stop of our tour. |
| 0:36.9 | So we're no longer going to promote it because guess what? |
| 0:39.3 | If you're listening to this at this point, you fully missed it. |
| 0:42.2 | So better luck next time, sweetheart, because it's going to be a few months until we're ready |
| 0:46.0 | to go on tour. |
| 0:46.4 | And I'm going to go ahead and say maybe even up to a year or two because... |
| 0:49.7 | No, you're addicted to tour. |
| 0:52.2 | I don't think i think you're not letting on how much you actually surprise |
| 0:55.5 | yourself with how much you enjoyed traveling around the globe hmm how much did i enjoy traveling |
| 1:00.0 | around the globe i think on the one hand i enjoyed it i enjoyed it i enjoyed it's okay we have to |
| 1:07.7 | talk about the pacific northwest well that's the number one thing is that we decided first first of all, we went to Seattle and you said, you know, you can't see if you're not watching video, but you said, my world was this and you made a small gesture. |
| 1:18.1 | And now my world is this and you made a large gesture. |
| 1:20.6 | When I went to Seattle, my world got so much larger in a way that is bad because you think, okay, I know the world, and I can live in New York or maybe upstate New York. |
| 1:32.5 | And now I'm seeing Seattle and I'm saying, oh, my God, they have a whole different way of life that's potentially better than ours. |
| 1:39.5 | Well, the thing with the Pacific Northwest is that they don't think of nature as this sick, |
| 1:45.6 | freaky thing that you put somewhere and then go to on the weekends. |
| 1:48.6 | It's even part of their daily life. |
| 1:50.6 | They don't have to choose. |
| 1:51.9 | They've taken the city, country binary, and smashed it. |
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