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I love it. I did too. I'm only looking for a fun time and you're good. You're so good. Valerian!

This is we have concerns. Hi, Jeff Canadas. Hi, I'm Anthony Carbony. Hello, concerned citizen.

Today's story comes from Jap Imperio from the Facebook group. That's Facebook.com slash groups.

Slash we have concerns. Jeff, would it weird you out? It already has. To know that I'm very

interested in the social dynamics of public restrooms. No, man, I don't think that's weird. I think

that that's something that we all deal with at certain points in our lives, some more than

others, but there's never going to be a timer. You're not going to use a public restroom. Why not

be fascinated with it? There are if I'm in an airport, if I'm in a concert,

a large public restroom is getting used a lot. Airport concerts? Airport concerts where you're

like those cool concerts that they throw in airports because airports are the best places.

We all love hanging out in airports. But no, when there is a row of urinals, right?

And it goes from empty to crowded. I often wonder how do people choose the spacing between urinals?

If there are two rows and there's only one person at a urinal, clearly I immediately go to the

other row. If rows are mostly full, nobody, you don't walk into an empty room full of urinals and

there's only one guy and you immediately use the urinal next to that. You want to see a heat map

of what are the journal use? What are the dynamics? Which one urinal in the bathroom is the most

use? I'm fascinated in different configurations. What does it mean? Where will people go? How long will

people spend? It's cool to be curious about that, Anthony, but it's not cool that you also want

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