Welcome to painkiller nearly episode 57

57 here we go all right rock and roll Taylor. Oh

Here ready to go

all right

Oh, you know what as a change of pace. Let's not forget the joke this time I

Always remember the joke and

Never bother to remind you because I hate it so so much if you're new to painkiller nearly then the deal is

I tell a bad joke at the start of it every time I remember

First and my promise to you is that the joke will never be good. Are you ready?

Yes, a guy keeps calling off for work on Mondays

So a guy gets a new job on Thursday and Friday on Monday. He calls in and says I can't come in today

I'm sick

He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says I can't come in today

I'm sick

The boss asked the foreman about him and the foreman says he's great

He does the work of two men we need this guy

So the boss calls into his office and says you seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays

You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you

So what's the problem is there anything we need to help is it drugs alcohol?

He says no, I don't drink and I don't do drugs my brother-in-law drinks every weekend and then he beats on my sister

So every Monday morning I go over to make sure he's all right and she puts her head on my shoulder and cries

I'm one thing leaves you another the next thing you know I'm fucking her boss says you're fucking your sister

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