Pekin 498 hey boys how he how how he how's everyone doing good well I wasn't bitten by a horse today so I'm feeling great

Did you have the opportunity to be bitten by horse? Well I thought the whole internet had seen that poor man walking down the sidewalk who was massacred by that carriage horse.

You didn't?

Oh my God.

So you may have seen an old video where a camel picks up a mean old Arab man and slings him around I think eventually kills him this was close this horse bites this man titty and like pulls him almost off the ground and like it's the to get the guy credit he knocked the shit out of that

horse oh yeah I fuck up a horse is this in America yeah he didn't he didn't

he didn't he didn't he duplex horse? Because that's what I do.

He like, he gave him like a two-arms charging shove kind of thing,

but I think some of it was that he was falling from having his titty pulled all halfway off.

I saw the wound on Twitter, and it's like like you can see the outline of a giant, you know when somebody bites you like maybe a kid bites and you're like,

ha ha, you little fuck her, like jaws, like that but horse sucks.

My daughter Hope hates horses.

Fucking hates them.

And she's pretty funny about it too.

She's like, what, you believe that cloven animal scent from hell

this is good.

But it turns out, now I remember, she was bit by a horse at Disney

World as a child and just hasn't forgive the whole fucking animal kingdom yet.

I mean, that's understandable. See, I thought she was hateful, but she has a lot of evidence on her side here.

Yeah, yeah. I think she was trying to pet its nose.

Mm. I've always admired Western so much that I have this I revere horses in a way that that I have no reason to because I mean we had a horse growing up but that didn't go well. I say growing up. We had we had a horse for a while.

And then we had I went to a horse camp

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