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Painkiller Already

PKN 319

Painkiller Already

Painkiller Already

Comedy

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0

PKN 319 Kyle are you okay? I'm good. I had a long night though. So how did the

0:10.3

night begin? A normal one like any other? Like any other. I was emptying the

0:16.2

dishwasher last night at about one in the morning and I assumed I was cooking.

0:21.8

I'm sorry. Now I was emptying the dishwasher and I lifted up the top of a

0:27.6

blender like the the cover part and I had my really fancy woo-stop kitchen

0:34.3

knife. Oh no that's not what you're talking about. That's great for cutting meat.

0:38.8

Oh yeah right for cutting meat. Like a butter. It's a it's a big heavy $200

0:46.2

German steel. The chef's kitchen knife. It's chef's knife. Yeah it's very heavy.

0:52.8

It's the heaviest sharpest knife that I own. And like when I'm cutting

0:58.8

bell peppers I just sort of drop the weight and it'll just slice through a

1:01.7

bell pepper. You weren't treating it with the respect to deserves it. I didn't

1:05.0

know it was there. It was just on the countertop and when I lifted the blender it

1:08.0

like hit like it hit the handle of it or something. I didn't even see it

1:12.1

happen but I felt it happened because it fell to the floor and it landed

1:17.0

perfectly point down on the top of my goddamn left foot and can I hold a

1:22.1

picture of your foot up? Yeah yeah and it stabbed into my left foot and blood

1:29.0

went everywhere. Just gush and blood. Looking at an extra slow to make sure

1:33.7

it's just your like there's no phone numbers nothing nothing's bad there we are.

1:39.0

So I went to the to the laundry room bleeding the whole way just leaving a

1:44.8

fucking. I'm such an idiot. I was picturing at cartoon style like it was like

1:48.7

boing. Like stuck in there. Like the whole time. The people were like we're

1:53.5

like you have to pull it out or did they? And I'm like you think I drove to the

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