Now. PKK 792, just the boys this time, Taylor.

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We had to start quick. Woody and I had to call an audible because I brought up the one with, I wanted to talk about that monkey, that sad monkey story.

And Kyle just starts pontificating, starts giving a Gettysburg

address of all his animal takes and I didn't need to ruin it. I don't like that animals.

We're wrong. Some of them are wrong, right? You like the animals with no eyes? You like seeing

dogs with no eyes? No, but that wasn't the wrong one. Dogs with wheels are heck and awesome, dude.

I see these happy dogs regain their mobility.

You drop a dog in his little mobility wheelchair. That's the happiest animal you know.

This is bad take. Dogs with wheels are dope. I agree. When you said you feel bad for eyeless dogs, for sure, I would feel bad for an eyeless anything other than like a pit bull or one of the horrible animals.

I don't like disabled dogs of any kind. The wheels make them happy that you can see their little tail trying to wag.

I get that. Don't misunderstand my take here. It's not that like I think they should have been put down or i dislike them

as dogs i don't want to feel the feelings that i feel when i see that little fucker wheel around the

corner all happy because i know that he could be happier if he had four fucking legs and i'm the

whole time i'm looking at him i'm thinking oh i hope other dogs aren't mean him. I hope they don't pick on him because he's got wheels and shit.

I hope you can keep up.

I don't want those feelings, those thoughts, happy thoughts, four legs, two eyes. It's all I asked for. Wow. That sounds like, you're headless and fuck. Yeah, it is ablest as fuck. They're dogs. Look, I see a guy on and crutches.

I don't like avert my eyes or anything.

But when I see the, well,

yeah,

I don't need to see. Right. You see a guy with a malformed hand and you're like, why is he still alive? Honestly, like, like, I've had a couple of malformed hands, guys like shake my hand without a warning and I was like fucking get that

flipper away from me I mean I didn't say that I shook the flipper but I felt all you

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