P.K.A. 790. Our guest, Caleb, crowd favorite. Taylor.

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Boys, I think I might die during the show. This is the sickest I've ever been in the 12 years.

I've been doing this sitting here talking.

You don't complain about it at all, though.

Never. I've never once been. I was on the call for one second, and Taylor's like, what do you got me sick? Over the internet. I got him sick. My bad. It's true. I appreciate the possibility. Everyone come to the table here. But yeah, I was like talking to Kyle, when you guys are sick, do you ever like when you're trying to sleep and you can't because you're all stuffed up or your throat hurts, your head hurts? Do you get those like like intense fever dreams where basically the same 20 seconds of a dream happens over and over and over and over and over and over and over and then you wake up and you're like, what the? Not only am I not rested, I'm more anxious. I'll get tortured by al-a-Qaeda in my dreams.

Oh, my God. That's way worse than mine.

My fever dreams, yeah. I get a, I have chronic migraines, and I get fever dreams whenever

I have migraines as well. So it's like that, like, once a week, I'll have horrible

Islamic cage torture dreams

where I'm just like a POW.

It's really weird.

I always tell everything they want to know right away.

Me too.

I'm very...

What the radio signal is.

I ask for one of those funny hats they got.

I'm joining up.

Do you think you could like fake your way out in an ISIS situation?

I've always been curious about about Islam.

Could I please have a Quran?

Oh, you give me three or four weeks.

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