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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Music, Comedy Interviews, Sports News, Comedy

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Originally Aired August 21, 2025: Dr Andrea answers your pet questions. Josh SUCKS at photos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Radioactive Shrimp.

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0:00.0	Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes
0:04.5	next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love
0:10.7	my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek
0:15.4	at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.
0:23.5	It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.
0:27.6	Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.
0:31.6	The 93X.
0:33.0	The 93X.
0:37.0	Air.
0:43.7	Come on.
0:45.9	Here we go.
0:48.1	Trying to psych myself up.
0:50.2	I did it all wrong this morning.
0:53.1	You had a plan when it failed. Well, no, you were here. I did it all wrong this morning. You had a plan and it failed?
0:55.2	Well, no, you were here.
0:57.5	I did it all wrong.
0:59.9	As soon as I walked into the studio, I blew up.
1:03.7	Not at Josh, of course.
1:05.9	We got to talking about other things, and I blew up, and I used up all of my energy for the rest of the day.
1:13.7	What was the blow of about that I missed if you don't mind me asking?
1:16.2	It's something we can get into a little later, Dave.
1:18.8	It was pretty funny because you're like, all right, just one more.
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