Welcome back to the compound podcast. This is episode 245, 245 episodes of the compound podcast presented by our friends at

Parse Rom. We have a new Parse Weekly segment, okay? It is, where can you find Parse?

It's the name of the segment. It's a really creative name. Where can you find Parse? Okay.

Did you just come up with it or did you, or did you plan this? I workshopped that really hard.

Nice, nice. Three thousand North Clark. Okay, pretty simple address. 3,000 North Clark. That's in the Lakeview area.

It's actually kind of like North Lincoln Park, South Lakeview. Okay. We're four minutes driving south of Wrigley.

We're 18 minutes walking south of Wrigley. We're on Clark Street.

3,000 North Clark Street is a Binney's location where you can find Parse.

Black box, red box, three or eight, your 12 year, parsee rum.

Send us a picture of you at your bini's.

3,000 North Clark Street get in your bottle of bennies.

I'll tell you what. I'm making a stop there as soon as the season starts and I come down to watch a game or two. I'll be making a stop there. I'm going to make it every we've got 81 home games every 81 times going in there. Okay. Right on my way. That sounds like that could be a problem, though, if you're not getting it that much.

Okay.

You're giving them away.

You're giving away the bottles. That's, that's what we do. I'm getting 81 bottles and giving them away. 3,000 North Clark Street, Bini's location, parsee rum, four minutes south of Wrigley. Next week, we'll have another location. that's the location of the week not much has happened in the last last week. We're just going to be dead honest. Okay, we're going to open the episode with not

much has happened. Let's start with Pete Alonzo. Okay, Pete Alonzo signed two for 54 interesting structure. I don't hate it. Okay. A lot of people are like, Pellonzo should have made me more money. should have yes and i did see a thing on mobb network that made me upset one of their anchors trying to say that

peter lonso who i think Should have. Yes. And I did see a thing on MLB network that made me upset. One of their anchors

trying to say that Pete Alonzo, who I think since 2019 is second home runs across Major League

Baseball to second to Aaron Judge, and first in RBIs. Like, oh yeah. Well, that stuff's good,

but he's 15th in OPS plus so not a superstar

he's 15th okay 15th in the last 19 20 21 22 23 24 in the last six was that six seasons

yeah okay he's 15th in OPS plus. Like, oh, for the record, how many teams? How many teams are there even in the MLB, Ian? There's 30. Oh, okay. So he's better than already 15 whole teams. I don't know how you got. Yeah. I'm saying. Interesting. I think it makes sense. My head. Tom, do you see what I'm saying? Do you see you got the connection going? We need to take a pause here for a second. First, Ian counted it on his hands out with the number of seasons and then still asked us what number of seasons it was. And then Dakota followed up with some not. How is he better than 15 teams? I understand what you're saying? That there are 30 teams and he's the 15th best player. Yes. So I understand that how it tracks in your mind. But I don't think that makes him like the 15th best team in baseball or something or whatever. No, I wasn't trying to say him versus the whole team. I'm saying he's better than 15 teams best player. Boom. There it is. Got it. Okay. But there are probably, there are probably multiples from teams. Oh, so even more than 15. Thank you, Tom, for furthering my point. I appreciate it. I just, I got really upset because it was like, well, he's not a super. If you're the 15th best hitter in the whole

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