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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2015

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

In another address from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg cracks on A Clockwork Orange, Clinton and crack cocaine.

Transcript

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I'm

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Don't tell my darlin' dimes to a thief

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In the war of independence Rockin' a ranks with his victory

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Under neon signs a crew was in blue

0:28.0

And a woman was fading in a suburban

0:35.0

I said take me to the dance to you

0:38.0

Do you want to dance? I love the dance

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And I told him they don't take chances

0:43.0

They seem so many

0:45.0

Hurrah once again the smartsman in the world

0:47.0

Proofcast takes to the either-year

0:49.0

From the fortified confines of the purpose of fruititude

0:52.0

Located in Western Hollywood somewhere in lower California

0:55.0

In the gracious actors get a district soon to be

0:57.0

The minimic mansion district where every old fashioned beautiful house from the 20s 30s and 40s gets knocked down

1:03.0

And replaced with what looks like the house where the douchebags live in the Cadillac ad

1:08.0

There you are and welcome back again to the Proofcast if you're out there roaming the earth like the mighty mastodon that you are

1:15.0

Please take water with you and be sure to hydrate

1:18.0

And if you've got vodka with you be sure to vaude rate as much as you humanly can

1:22.0

I have a whoop I'm working off my computer today here in the purpose only a man by a Ryan who's got

1:29.0

What appears to be two sticks that he's rubbing together to power the machinery that makes the Proofcast go into the ether

1:35.0

As it does every week someone wrote me last week and it was a very kind note and I thank you and of course you can write us at famel for grigatgeamel.com

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