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Helen Mirren says tomatoes are bisexual. I didn't know that. So I feel like this is the you announce in pride, but here's what she actually said. Listen, she said this on Jimmy Fallon alongside Pierce Brosnan. A tomato is a bisexual thing, you see. Well, it is. You've been into this now, Jimmy. Take it away. I looked it up. Very recently, because I had a problem with my tomatoes. So it's bisexual. So you have to go around to each tomato. Each flower and go like this. Yes, I got you. I understand. I understand. Yes, I understand. Each one. She's talking about the pollination process. Tomatoes are bisexual, Jimmy. And Jimmy's like, ah, blah, la la la la. And Pierce is like, oh boy, here we go again with Helen. Dame Helen talking about bisexual tomatoes. What are they promoting their movie? The Thursday murder club. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. He was just in a show called Mobland that my dad can't stop talking about. So I'm not really sure, like, what's going on. The Thursday Murder Club books are so good. And the movie looks so good. I don't read them. But I love a movie with old people as so do you. That's kind of your genre. Oh, the fifth one comes out, I think, in a couple of weeks. It's called The Impossible Fortune. Yeah, there are four of them already. And the fifth one comes out, like, I think next month. So Helen Mirren, obviously, of them going on Jimmy Kimmel and saying tomatoes are bisexual is hooey. Because you're like, I'm not hearing a dame say the word bisexual, not going crazy.

Now you can do that thing where you, like, you splice up her voice with other things and she

can say like, bisexuals are everywhere or something.

Like, you know, like a, you can, and then you can put that on the internet and be like,

Helen Mirren says bisexuals are everywhere.

Bisexual people are definitely everywhere. You know what I mean. I mean, I know what you mean. It's a funny way to mean it. I know, but it's just, it's, it's funny to add a word to the

lexicon, the public facing lexicon of a celebrity's archive.

Like the way that like, okay, so like I want Helen Mirren.

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