Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis.

I'm Jordan. Hey, a regular opening.

Did me doing the lip sync look convincing? Oh, never mind. It wasn't regular. He was lip-sinking me.

Yeah, that was good. He was He was lip singing all the wrong words. Yeah, I was well. A lot of words I'm not allowed to say. Yeah, he was saying there's a map on the Declaration of independence. That's pretty far off. Yeah, actually in retrospect I did a really bad job. He's a copilot, you know that? Yeah, I did. It is, it is weird. Also weird how he bought a bunch of like dinosaur bones and shit. Spend all his money and dinos.

And then I had to do a bunch of bad movies.

Didn't do the beekeeper though.

To be fair, when I was like 19 to spend all my money on comics wine and dinosaurs

Yeah, however I think he was 60 and worth half a billion dollars

Right I don't know if he was quite 60, but he was...

Open up my Wells Fargo account.

It's less.

What if you like open up your bank account and it's like, oh, where did the money go?

It's a moth?

What happened?

A moth flies out of my screen. It's a moth? What happened? A moth flies out of my screen.

It's like a, yeah, it's a like a CSS mob.

They'll like fly, it's like, um...

Clippy.

Yeah, it's, it does like a perspective warp.

You think it's coming at your face?

Oh, that would fuck me up so bad

if you had like a fly.

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