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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Phones Are Making You Unfunny w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Upgrade to ShipStation today to get a sixty-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/cave. - Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS. - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/BEARS! #trueclassicpod This week, Tom Segura is joined by one of the greatest one-liner comedians in the world, Jimmy Carr! Tom and Jimmy dive deep into the craft of comedy, comparing Carr's laser-focused joke construction to Bert Kreischer's chaotic storytelling. Jimmy reveals his controversial (and hilarious) take on marijuana legalization—mandating it for people over 50—and the tragic role of "cheap dopamine" in modern life, from social media to porn. The conversation touches on global comedy culture, the variable reward system that drives stand-up and casinos , and why the live comedy experience is 30 times funnier than watching a special alone. Jimmy Carr also gives his final, wishful prediction for how Bert Kreischer will die. Plus: Why the 21st Century is just the 20th century on better screens, the long wait for GTA 6, Jimmy's hilarious interactions with Stephen Hawking, the importance of gratitude, and why Tom should have read the Quentin Tarantino book. Don't miss a conversation that is smart, insightful, and packed with the sharp, dark wit that only Jimmy Carr can deliver! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 308 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:19 - The Mechanisms Of Reward 00:10:08 - The Spectacular Death Of Burt Kersher 00:15:51 - The Times They Are-A-Changing 00:28:51 - Weed Takes 00:37:22 - The Privilege of Pressure & Boredom 00:43:36 - Beautiful People 00:53:56 - Boinking Bert 00:59:02 - James Bond & GTA 6 01:06:11 - Quentin Tarantino 01:12:47 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sunday, October 19th, at the hall at Live Casino in Hanover, Maryland. I will be throwing it down. It's one of my favorite spots to go to. Get tickets now at tomscore.com slash tour, and I'll see you there. Wow, that 80s music is like people don't give it enough credit. Dude, and then like somebody throws on like a mixtape or something, you know, a playlist of that. And you're like, oh, this is like the best shit. And then, you know, the funny thing, I have kids, young kids.

0:24.5

And they love it. Like somebody throws on like a mixtape or something, you know, a playlist of that. And you're like, oh, this is like the best shit.

0:21.8

And then, you know what the funny thing?

0:22.6

I have kids, young kids.

0:24.5

And they love it.

0:25.3

Well, you're like, I want interest in the music. And then you realize everything that they're like, this is good. It's like 40 or 50 years old. Well, you know what? The interesting thing about that for me is there's a guy called Mark Fisher, who's like a theorist on music.

0:38.5

And his thing was culture is downstream of technology. So we don't see it like that because we sort of go, well, no, culture is just kind of naturally, it's a wellspring from somewhere. It just comes from the ether. But you go, no, it's downstream in technology. So someone invented a keyboard in the mid-70s in Germany. Right.

0:54.4

And then you get Daph Punk.

0:55.6

And then you get all of that 80s pop. So they were using this new music. So there's an amazing kind of flourishing because of this technology that came along. Or then the ability to loop causes like a lot of the R&B and rap stuff that we love is kind of what causes that. Right. And it's slightly, like, there's a weird theory now that the 21st century is just the 20th century on better screens. That's kind of a good theory. Like, what's new? Like, we're old dudes. So obviously, we're going to say that. We're going to say, there's nothing new. There's nothing going on. This is too good to waste this, though. Are we're probably taping, aren't we? 100%. Oh, okay. Then that's a good. I was like, what the fuck? Don't waste that. That's too good. It's an interesting. There's a Polish philosopher called Jujak that talks about it a lot. Just the idea the future has been canceled. Because you think about like Hollywood now,

1:44.6

what's the last movie that was like important? Global impact. That you could make a joke about on stage. And everybody. Everyone gets the joke. Because not everyone needs to have seen the sixth sense, but everyone got that that's what the movie was. I know. The Matrix, Fight Club, whatever those things were that people just went, yeah, that's... When we talk about... language. It's a common language. You know, like about comedy movies. It's like when you want to say a reference that everybody goes like, yeah, you realize that you're like the hangover. And then you're like, oh, that's like 20 years old now. You know what I mean? Like, what's the last comedy movie that if you say it and you go like everybody like you go borat

2:20.7

everyone's like oh yeah yeah and you're like that's 20 years old like it's not it's not a

2:24.6

recent thing well i wonder if it's that our technology has changed that we're not going to the movies

2:30.3

anymore to the cinema that's you know it's it's tailing off you know the oscars is becoming less relevant and if you see the numbers on it like yeah what's what's becoming more relevant so the idea that the phone is the technology now so people are consuming things on the phone so actually if you put up crowdwork all the time it suits people right because it's little bite-sized chunks it and And actually, it's not as good as the real experience.

3:09.8

Like coming out and seeing a comic live, there's nothing like that. Nothing like it. You don't laugh in the same way. You laugh. I think someone sent me the stats. It was like 30 times more at the same stimulus when you're in a crowd. Because it's like when you're performing. Obviously, the illusion is, I'm on stage in Dallas last night and had great fun.

3:07.8

And the illusion is, oh, he performed on stage. Yes. No, 1600 people

3:14.1

performed in the audience. Right. If you go, I suppose it's more obvious with music, but if you go

3:18.8

and see like Taylor Swift or Oasis or whatever your thing is, and you see the people in the

3:23.9

crowd singing along. And like Bruce Springsteen at the top of the show goes, how you doing? Everyone goes, yeah. Try that in Starbucks. See how far you get. You'd be escorted from the building. Yes. It's all performative. It's all performative. And people love play. Yeah. That's the thing that we're in. The thing that's missing from our lives is play.

3:42.3

Think about anything anyone gives a fuck about.

3:44.9

It's play. Mm-hmm. Sports. It's playing, right. Comedy's playing. Movies. We're watching our play. Yeah. It's all, we want more play in our lives. If you think about what a podcast is, it's play.

3:56.0

Yes.

3:56.4

It's kind of a conversation.

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