Phone Tap: Suck More Score Less

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman to tell her that her star soccer player son is TOO GOOD, and the league is instituting new rules to cut down on specifically HIS scoring.

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0:00.0	No gloss, no filter.
0:03.1	Just stories.
0:04.8	Spoken without fear.
0:06.5	Person who is not generous can not be an artist.
0:09.4	The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.
0:14.3	Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,
0:18.5	Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.0	Come for the honesty.
0:24.9	Stay for the fire.
0:28.5	It's time for your prank call.
0:30.3	And today, a husband wanted us to call his wife because she's one of those intense sports parents you hear about.
0:37.1	Yes.
0:37.6	You know, her kid's in soccer right now. And he's one of the intense sports parents you hear about. Yes. You know, her kid's in soccer right now.
0:39.2	And he's one of the best athletes out there.
0:41.3	Wow.
0:41.6	And she is extremely vocal about it.
0:44.3	Oh.
0:45.1	Almost to the point of being obnoxious, saying how good he is.
0:48.5	Almost.
0:49.0	Well, she's going to get a call from the league.
0:51.7	Not about her behavior.
0:53.4	Just a few small restrictions they're going to place on her son.
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