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I'm Zach.

And I am Madeline.

And this is our very first phone-a-snake after the life of a showgirl came out.

How are you feeling about Phon-A-Snake, Madeline?

I'm curious.

I'm frightened.

I'm inquisitive. I'm curious. I'm frightened. I'm inquisitive. I'm curious. Really. I want to know what the people have to say.

The response to this album has been so divisive. Even so in our community behind the paywall, like the conversations that are going on in the comments, I've never seen this many comments on posts before. Didn't happen with torture poets. I'll tell you that for free. It is divisive. And we only take call-ins for Phona Snake. If you're new here, Phon of Snake is our segment where we ask our listeners to call in and then we're not responsible for the response that they get. So what we always say is you put your hand in the snake den, you might get bit. But if you would like to get bit, you need to go to patreon.com slash cryptologist and join and become a member. You can leave voicemails every month. We're running a 20% off promo right now that ends actually very, very soon, it ends on October 10th. So you have mere days to get in while the going is good and join us.

There is going to be a paywalled episode of Phona Snake with some of the spiciest opinions I think we've ever had that certainly cannot go in public.

That will be coming out on Monday.

So come and join us.

I want to hear some of these spicy opinions.

Well, you're going to hear them soon. I get to hear them. That's the fun part for me. You get to hear them. All right, so should we start, do you want to start with like a softball or something crazy? Softball? No, let's start crazy. Never mind. I take it back. Crazy. Okay, yeah, let's just go really crazy.

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