The vinegar tanker and then like somebody's like, I accidentally spilled eggs in this, in the soda water.

Like, this seems bad.

Bad, bad.

Hello, and welcome back to petty crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates.

Non-crimes. I'm saying. comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non crimes hi hi griff how you doing i'm good how are you

i'm living laugh and loving i'm reporting to you from my office here at s nl uh and it it's like's like a Sunday, so it's quiet around here.

That's nice.

We are very quiet at the home studio here in Brentwood as well.

It's just Jade, our head producer and me.

She's slamming back coffee, and I'm sipping some herbal tea, let's say.

Ooh, I am about to crack open a beer that I found in the writer's office fridge.

A little bit of a mystery beer.

Let's see.

Let's give it a sip.

Ooh, what flavor profiles are you tasting?

What's popping out on your tongue, Kira?

Oh, it's really kind of beer-y.

A beer is beer-y.

No, it has, like, really strong beer taste.

You know, I'm not an expert on beer, but I do feel like beer.

It should taste like beer, right? I, I, I, I'm not an expert on beer, but I do feel like beer. It should taste like beer, right?

I think maybe I don't like beer.

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