I'm drinking and I'm making a TikTok video because I'm drunk and there's one favorite time dude when I drink drunk look around me on the beach yeah we're looking for the sunset Woo

Good morning, sweet dort!

And welcome to the all-dort podcast on the Athletic Dort Network.

It's Wednesday, April Dorteteenth.

I'm J.E. D'R.

Rolling this morning with the top shot hot Dort, Tray Kirby.

Hey, Dort. And last but not least, he's making the magic happen is J. Dort.

Hello. I don't have a Dort. Sorry. That's tough. Oh, man, April Dort Tenth. I don't think I'm going to

forget that for the whole day. I had to get that out of my system for the stream team right now. Just the three of us again here today, though Mr. What You Need to Know, Tasmellis, will join us on the beach later this afternoon. 3 p.m. Eastern live on YouTube. Lili won't though, because he's still on vacation with his family for the whole week. He's stepping on a real beach.

His locks look crazy on the beach.

Trey, did you see the photos that Roxy was posted of Leely with the boys playing around in the water?

I haven't seen on the gram yet.

I haven't been on the gram this morning, but we had a call yesterday.

We were talking to each other. Lee tried to call in a couple of times, and we did see the locks flowing out of like

a, you know, a bucket hat. I don't know another way to put it. My man was wearing a bucket hat. He

looked like he was ready to be beach stepping. And yeah, I mean, he was letting those locks fly. Yeah. Oh, he had just come off the beach. I would call that a sun hat. Sure, sure, sure, sure. It's more of a brim on it, you know, like a protective brim. But he was, he had salt water all over him. You could tell. Oh, yes. You know, all over that sun shirt. And it was nice to know that someone had a worst Wi-Fi connection than I do. Because, yeah, his hotel resort's Wi-Fi was not all that strong. He could barely even talk to us. He was just standing there in a sun hat dripping wet in his hotel room. But it was good to see him. Anyway, yeah, his locks look crazy. Wow, you're not kidding. They're like touching his shoulders. Salt water, though. It does wonders for the hair. It makes it look, anybody's hair looks incredible coming out of that salt water. Look at this guy. So, Jady, maybe go and try and find that photo while we get into it. And we'll circle back at the end, J. Try and bring that up. We'll see Lee's incredible hair there. Okay. Shout out to the stream team. Joining us live on YouTube. Like, comment, and subscribe. Drop your dorts, of course, here on April 14th. Email us your questions and comments for the next beach stepping podcast.

No Dunks at The Athletic.com.

Tweet them in at No Dunks Inc.

But again, step in on the beach later today to read all of your emails and tweets 3 p.m. Eastern on YouTube.

And immaculate items always available for sale over at no dunks.com.

I saw the stream teamer saying, we should have a dort t-shirt. It's a great idea. I mean, even if it just says, all caps, locks, exclamation mark, dort. Dort! Yeah. Or no-dunks, all-dort? Also, maybe it works. I'm a little confusing. But anyway, we'll figure it out. Go to no dugs.com to get all of your no dumps merch. Okay, we'll get to the games. We'll actually do a little beach tease because we had so many great questions. So we'll get to a few that didn't make or won't make the later show. But we got another wedgy and it's number 40. So it's a big one. It's like sort of the tip variety.

Kuzma with the shop and then that's Mantras Harrell in there. Getting full credit for getting it stuck. Man, they do some great camera work with these wedgies. They just cut to it right away.

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