PET SEMATARY with Jonathan Sadowski
Too Scary; Didn't Watch
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4.6 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
A cursed burial ground, a dad who just doesn't learn his lessons, and an adorable little boy with the cool-as-hell name 'Gage Creed' - we're recapping Mary Lambert's 1989 film Pet Sematary! Jonathan Sadowski (Young & Hungry, Chernobyl Diaries, Shookum Hills) joins us to talk about this truly insane movie. Don't shilly-shally, join us as we find out why sometimes dead is better!
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| 0:00.0 | This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy. |
| 0:05.0 | And you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch the Horror Movie |
| 0:19.6 | Recap Podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily I'm |
| 0:24.0 | scared I'm Henry and I'm scared I'm Sammy and I am brave. Hell yeah anything |
| 0:28.8 | scary happened to us this week. I got really sick. I had a sinus infection. I got it the same day my mom came in town. |
| 0:37.6 | She landed, got to my apartment and I was like in bed so sick and she said it looked like a thousand bees had stung my face because my face was so swollen. |
| 0:47.0 | That's very nice. |
| 0:50.0 | That's what happened to me. |
| 0:54.0 | That's pretty scary. |
| 0:55.0 | I had a scary thing which made me very mad. |
| 0:59.0 | I was at Vons and the person in front of me in line they asked him paper or plastic and he said |
| 1:08.1 | plastic other people care about the environment so that I don't have to. |
| 1:12.5 | Shut up. |
| 1:13.2 | And it made me so mad and I was buying bamboo toilet paper. |
| 1:17.0 | You guys know that I prefer my bamboo toilet paper because it uses 136th the amount of water. |
| 1:22.4 | A lot less water. It's a lot less water. A lot less water. It is a lot less water one 36 the amount of water. I learned that for me. So yes. |
| 1:26.0 | Anyways and then he like looked over at that and was like see this lady's buying bamboo |
| 1:30.8 | toilet paper. And brought you into it? |
| 1:32.6 | And I was like, ooh, you do not want me in this conversation. |
| 1:36.4 | And I just gave him a real death stare. |
| 1:39.8 | I would say mid-20s. |
| 1:41.4 | Oh, no. I was really hoping he was going to be like 70. |
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