4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2019
⏱️ 73 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode of horror movie talk brought to you by Uncle Wally's Child Coffin Warehouse. |
0:06.1 | No one likes to lose a child. |
0:08.1 | Funerals are expensive, and mortuary services often take advantage of people's pocketbooks at their most vulnerable moment. |
0:14.9 | So skip these expensive funeral homes and come on down to Uncle Wally's discount child coffin warehouse. |
0:20.6 | We have certified pre-owned infant toddler toddler, and prepubescent-sized coffins, |
0:25.4 | priced at less than half of what the other guys charge. |
0:28.5 | You couldn't save your child, but you can't save your money. |
0:31.5 | Come see us at Uncle Wally's Discount Child Coffins in the Funeral District on 3rd. |
0:36.3 | Mention this ad when you buy a coffin and get a 10% off coupon for your next child |
0:40.4 | coffin purchase. |
0:44.4 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk. |
0:48.6 | An opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie review show. |
0:52.7 | Your schlubby hosts each week are Bryce Hansen, the cool collected nihilist, and David Day. |
0:58.1 | A cool guy who is always cool. |
1:00.7 | New theatrical releases always get priority, but we also review older horror movies, both good and horrible. |
1:09.1 | I'm Bryce Hanson. |
1:10.7 | And I'm Bryce Hanson. |
1:14.5 | And I'm David Day. |
1:21.4 | So, Uncle Wally's child coughing warehouse. |
1:23.9 | Man, they are just, what a screaming deal. |
1:24.5 | I know. Like, and I, and. |
1:26.6 | I mean, the one question I have is like, they're certified pre-used. |
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