I'm the Tariff King and the Tariff King has done a great job. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Trump-Trolls Trump.

That would be me, you know the drill, going after somebody who keeps using my name without my permission. And by going

after, I just mean mocking. Because it's one of my favorite things to do, and it's one of the

things he hates most. It has now been 362 days since the darkest day in American history. Well, maybe not, but certainly in my lifetime,

inauguration day. January 20th, 2025. That's right. We are only three days away from having

completed one year of utter madness.

Today we are looking back at the last full week of this benighted Trump regime,

Week 52.

With chaos in the streets, madness in the headlines,

and a country that is careening toward disaster,

we will and we must take a moment to stop and, right, mock them,

their incompetence, their immorality, their amorality, their corruption, and their stupidity.

It's imperative that we do these things as often as we can.

The Secretary of Agriculture, aka Backyard Chicken Lady, Brooke Rollins popped onto News Nation this week

with what she described as a solution to multiple problems. That's right.

Brooke Rollins, of all people, has a solution to the problems of

nutrition, inflation, and affordability. Her big idea? I mean, isn't it obvious on its face?

Smaller portions. Yes. That's our children be hungry. Rollins said that she's run thousands of simulations and she has a plan that lets every

American eat a meal for only $3.

Let's check out what's on the menu, shall we?

I think the question you're asking, and it's a really important one, is while we're

asking Americans to reconsider what they're eating, are we actually asking

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