Welcome to the Total Soccer show and our latest foray into the listener questions mailbag.

On this episode, we're talking about Pep Guardiola's potential successor.

We're asking about the players who dominate against specific teams,

and we're wondering if any of us could score a goal against Leo Messi's giant dog.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Your friend of mine, Taylor Rockwell.

Hello, Ryan Bailey.

You did a wonderful job selecting listener questions for today.

I loved every single one of these, but that last one, I spent a lot of time thinking about Messi's dog.

I'm not going to lie.

More on that shortly. Taylor, I take no credit for selecting the questions Messi's dog. I'm not going to lie. More on that

shortly. Taylor, I take no credit for selecting the questions. I give all the credit to our dear

listeners for submitting wonderful ones. Yeah, that's fair. You're trash. Thank you, listeners.

Very good. Thanks very much, listeners. Also here, Mr. Joe Lowry, how are you, sir?

Ryan, I don't think you're trash. I'm happy you're here. I also love these questions. Weirdly, I didn't spend almost any time thinking about that last one because I think it was super

obvious, but I'm really excited to talk about it.

Oh my gosh.

Well, now I'm intrigued because I don't feel the same way.

Graham Ruffin, hello.

Hello, Ryan Bailey.

It's just such a big dog. I went and reminded myself of how big this mutt is and it's gigantic. It might actually

be bigger than Messi. We might have a better chance of scoring against Messi in goal than we would

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