The Michael Berry Show.

You know, apparently we hit a nerve on the Ramon

as a Galveston port police officer in his uniform.

I'm not gonna tell you some of the things

people are sending in because some of these are people

that you know, and it might make you laugh.

I like to imagine Ramon is one of those

overzealous Barney five conocops.

There he is with his port.

I mean, I hope the port commission has off colored

uniforms. You know what I mean?

Like you see officers with the forest green or something.

I hope they have uniforms that are real distinctive.

You know, it's a port commission officer.

I can imagine Ramon like Barney five sitting at his desk

and writing songs about his imagined exploits.

Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du.

In a jailhouse, down and deep,

see fighting crime and risking life.

Well, the sheriff and his buddy,

a pistol pack in Barney five.

Oh, my dear.

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