People Fear Cocaine Sharks after 3.5 tons found in Pacific + Chinese scientists successfully clone 'Super Cows' that produce more milk | 2.9.23

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On Episode 1142 of Hard Factor… we’ve got cocaine sharks (00:30:34), super cows (00:38:31), and MUCH more… NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT HTTP://STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:01:57) Will is stress eating Lemon Sorbet (00:03:47) How to support the show (00:04:47) Wes’ son’s field trip left him in shock ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time☕ (00:08:49) Google stock tumbles 8% after Bard ad shows inaccurate answers + We made ChatGPT apologize to us (00:13:23) Leeds United is still holding on, tied 2-2 with ManU 🇺🇲Biden Time - State of the Union🇺🇲 (00:14:05) State of the Union recap + our thoughts on what went down (00:17:20) Our thoughts on the First lady Jill Biden mouth kissing with the first gentleman (00:19:19) ‘You’re an ASS’: George Santos vs Mitt Romney exchange after SOTU (00:24:39) U.S. prosecutors ask to postpone SEC, CFTC cases against Bankman-Fried (00:27:09) Chinese spy balloon was part of widespread aerial-surveillance program by People’s Liberation Army: Report 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:27:59) Dead, frozen shark found on Cape Cod beach during cold spell (00:30:34) ‘Cocaine Shark’: People FEAR cocaine sharks after 3.5 tons of cocaine found in the ocean, some want a movie (00:34:34) YouTube down and Toy Story 5 trending at the time of recording 🐄Food News🥪 (00:38:31) Chinese scientists successfully clone 'super cows' that can produce 18 tons of milk per year (00:45:35) Subway will no longer make its sandwiches with pre-sliced meat ✈️International Kink Moment🛬 (00:51:07) Golf ball successfully removed from teen’s anus at royal Adelaide hospital (00:55:40) Tokyo man, 74, and ex-wife held for brainwashing girl in sex assault scheme These stories and much more are brought to you by our sponsors… FACTOR: America’s #1 Ready To Eat Meal Kit! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box. DRAFTKINGS: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code HARDFACTOR. New customers can bet FIVE DOLLARS on Super Bowl Fifty Seven and get TWO HUNDRED IN BONUS BETS INSTANTLY. Only at DraftKings Sportsbook with code HARDFACTOR. Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. Follow @HardFactorNews on Social Media for more content all the time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.7	And welcome to episode 1142 of Hard Factor.
1:29.8	It is Thursday, February 9th, 2023.
1:33.8	Thank you for cheating on the news with us today.
1:37.2	I've got a tiny bit more AI just a little bit because I know we're all sick of those
1:41.7	fucking robots already, but just there's a funny one about them.
1:45.7	And then also the Biden Times state of the union segment.
1:49.7	Everybody's been waiting for this week.
1:51.7	We'll talk about the state of the union and more important updates on the shark versus human
1:57.9	war in the cup of coffee in the big time today.
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