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🗓️ 12 December 2018
⏱️ 58 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is Penn Sunday School and to all this thing is |
0:07.0 | All major things that round us friends |
0:11.0 | All major things that round us friends |
0:13.0 | All major things that round us friends |
0:17.0 | Brother and sisters, welcome to Penn Sunday School, starring Penn Gillette. |
0:21.0 | My name is Michael Widow. |
0:23.0 | Matt Donnelly, Penn and I are brought to you from show creator studios in Las Vegas. |
0:28.0 | And today we're talking to one of the best jugglers in the world. |
0:32.0 | And in direct correlates, he's also one of the finest swears you've ever heard. |
0:36.0 | He's the creator and host of the web series Fast Food App. |
0:39.0 | And to let's personal painter, it's Jason Garfield, an area of speech and love Mr. Penn Gillette. |
0:44.0 | Now when this goes up, we will have already done our vegetation feast. |
0:52.0 | Yeah, you know, my weight goes down to perfect and stays there. |
0:58.0 | If I eat one gigantic meal at 5.30 and don't eat again till the next gigantic meal at 5.30. |
1:05.0 | If I do a 23 hour fast or 23 hour and 15 minute fast for every day, my weight and my health and everything stay perfect. |
1:14.0 | But some nights I come home from the show and I want to eat. |
1:18.0 | And no matter what I eat, it ends up with peanut butter. |
1:22.0 | I think a lot of that has to do with having peanut butter in the house. |
1:26.0 | Because would you go to the store on your way back from the show or after you got home and realize there's no peanut butter in the house. |
1:32.0 | Would you go back out to get peanut butter or would you call Postman? |
1:35.0 | You would hear my question is, do you bring it home from every gig? |
1:39.0 | Because they're giving you a jar and a spoon. |
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