Penis Mischief & Pretend Orgasms
Sex With Emily
Sex With Emily
4.2 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2015
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
In this classic throwback episode of Sex With Emily from 2012, Emily and Menace address birth control and penis mischief in the news, and answer emails from a few girls with orgasm problems. Also, is your man overstaying his welcome in your home? Have you fallen into a “reverse cowgirl” pattern? Emily and Menace explore the wonders of “handjobs performed on women,” Dunkin’ Donuts, and an unsettling, but comprehensive set of statistics and facts about the ever-present issue of CHEATING.
Fresh out of the vault from 2012, check out this old school Sex With Emily episode! It’s jam-packed with crazy sex in the news, serious sex in relationship issues, and some surprising revelations. Want a few great “finger-banging” techniques? Need some signs that your partner is cheating on you? Get these and more on this episode of Sex With Emily!
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:03.5 | Look into his eyes |
| 0:06.1 | Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex |
| 0:09.7 | Eyes that block our sacred institutions |
| 0:13.1 | Betrubized they call them in a bygone way hey, Emily |
| 0:16.4 | You got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute |
| 0:20.6 | The girls got every stand. Oh my the women know about shrinkage isn't it common? |
| 0:25.2 | What do you mean like laundry? It's your ink and we not talk about sex so much. Are you kidding me? Oh |
| 0:30.7 | Wow |
| 0:32.2 | Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with |
| 0:37.1 | You're listening to sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between |
| 0:42.3 | For more information about sex with Emily go to sex the Emily dot com |
| 0:46.0 | Where that's just everything's happening with sex you're go-to sex |
| 0:51.0 | Everything's happening with sex |
| 0:53.0 | You know what tired |
| 0:56.3 | Are you homeless? Why no? |
| 0:59.0 | It was a long weekend, dude |
| 1:01.2 | Really yeah, I mean you know man. It's was like over time like yeah |
| 1:05.7 | I shouldn't even complain about me being tired |
| 1:08.6 | I so what happened this weekend there was a big music festival. Yes, it's called music festival |
| 1:14.1 | It's called outside lands some of the headliners were arcade fire muse dead mouse |
| 1:20.1 | I can't there was there was so many bands right |
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