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Oh, God, we're going to be brought into a nuclear war by this saran-wrap-faced demon woman,

not even like fresh saran wrap.

It's like used old, still got the leftover pasta sauce stuck to it,

skinned demon woman is going to take us into nuclear fucking war.

What I, what, if we're going to face the end times, I don't want it to be because that fucking woman was like, I had to fly someone. I had to use my frequent flyer miles.

I just figured I'd go to Taiwan,

even though China said that that would result in a nuclear exchange.

I just had to go.

I didn't know where else could I go.

I had to use the frequent flyer miles.

Oh, God.

And of course, it's not just her, right?

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