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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Peed My Pants in Front of Cops

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.875.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

David gets roasted for posting a TikTok, Jason hears a gunshot in his back yard, and Natalie complains why David won't ever kiss her. Plus, David finds out he has a lisp, and the guys stall their Bronco at Stormi's birthday party. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

Every day, more dog people and more vets are quitting the kibble,

0:08.0

kicking the cans, and feeding their dogs dog food that's actually well-food.

0:13.0

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0:17.0

portioned for your dog and delivered right to your door.

0:20.0

Get 50% off your first box of smarter, healthier pet food at the farmers dog.com slash start fresh.

0:27.0

What's up guys? What about the views the podcast where Jason and I are still rocking and rolling even during the quarantine?

0:35.0

Yeah, that's right. And don't worry, David and I are six feet apart right now.

0:39.0

Yeah, I mean with Jason actually 12. 12. Yeah, I pushed it back because he's so fucking gross.

0:44.0

I said, don't mind the virus. Just sit across the room and we'll be pleased.

0:48.0

So no difference in the quarantine. No, none of that. I'm rolling the intro music.

0:59.0

All right, well this is the views podcast. I'm David 23, Jason 46, Natalie Chimes in from time to time.

1:05.0

Hey man, I've been showering. I don't know about that intro.

1:07.0

No, you haven't. You've had a lot more time to show.

1:09.0

Come on man. I haven't seen, I've been sleeping 12 hours a day.

1:12.0

Really? Yeah, it's been insane.

1:14.0

There's nothing to do. I just sleep.

1:16.0

You know what's crazy is like, okay, this is like I haven't seen you in like a couple days.

1:20.0

Sure. This is almost like a week, a little more than a week of quarantining.

1:23.0

It's weird having all this free time.

1:25.0

Yeah. And I see a lot of posts like saying like reflect on yourself.

1:29.0

Use this as a time to like find yourself. I don't see that way at all. I'm just stressed.

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