Okay, we're really, really late. We got to start the show. I want to get right into it, but I really want to tell you something about myself that not a lot of people know.

But I know you're waiting. I know you're waiting. We should probably get to the show. It's like it's going to start like any second now and I can't wait to see who the guest is.

I don't know if it's mine or there. It's because I'm shooting.

I'm looking in the mirror right now, you guys. And I look amazing. I look incredible. I'm wearing a baseball hat. I'm wearing glass.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, we get right to it. Get right to it. Get right to it. Get right to it. Get right to it. Welcome to Smarlis.

Smarlis. Smarlis. Smarlis. Smarlis. Smarlis.

We'll mention that he was going to try a couple of new characters today.

Yeah, he's just.

That he talked about some new characters. Is that what he was saying?

Make sure they are an offensive accents, please. Okay. Oh, this guy's a vending.

Yeah, that's sort of stereotypical. What you don't know anything about that guy's story. You don't know anything about that guy's story.

Talk about him. Talk about him.

I, sorry, he. I'm so in. I love talking about my work as an actor and how I got there.

Well, this is a great segue because let me tell you what I want to agree with.

Yeah, I agree. It is what I want to talk about tonight.

Listen, Will and I are fresh off the boat from New York in August.

We travel by water. We don't like to fly. No, Sean, you'll be quiet.

Sean, you will be quiet. You'll be quiet.

You'll be quiet. And we're back from New York and we went and saw Sean's play.

We had the pleasure. We had Alaska. Sorry, the ballasco.

We had the honor of seeing Sean in goodnight Oscar at the ballasco.

And let me tell you about garbage.

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