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Pectinidology (SCALLOPS) with Samantha Lynch

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.923.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

They clap. They swim. They have dozens of eyes and 2 million babies. They are scallops. Pectinidologist Dr. Samantha Lynch climbs aboard to share stories of theft on the brackish seas, gossip about scallops vs. oysters, ponderings on Disney bras, months without Rs, bay scallops, sea scallops, filter feeders, shellfish volunteering, curious baby bivalves, seagrass, red tides, and free buffets. We also check in with James Beard Award-nominated chef Miles Thompson who offers cooking tips (with a fair warning for vegetarians.) Also: a 507 year old bivalve and Alie’s TMI endocrinology odyssey. A real whopper of an episode! Follow Dr. Samantha Lynch on Instagram Follow Miles Thompson of Baby Bistro A donation went to: ReClam the Bay More episode sources and links: Smologies (short, classroom-safe) episodes Other episodes you may enjoy: Oceanology (THE OCEAN), Biomineralogy (SHELLS), Cnidariology (CORAL), Echinology (SEA URCHINS & SAND DOLLARS), Teuthology (SQUIDS), Ichthyology (FISHES), Delphinology (DOLPHINS), Black American Magirology (FOOD, RACE + CULTURE,) Indigenous Culinology (NATIVE COOKING), (Malacology (SNAILS & SLUGS), Chickenology (HENS & ROOSTERS), Oology (EGGS), Environmental Toxicology (POISONS + TRAIN DERAILMENT) Sponsors of Ologies Transcripts and bleeped episodes Become a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month OlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, masks, totes! Follow @Ologies on Twitter and Instagram Follow @AlieWard on Twitter and Instagram Editing by Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio Productions and Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media and Mark David Christenson Transcripts by Emily White of The Wordary Website by Kelly R. Dwyer Theme song by Nick Thorburn

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, hey, it's your waitress who just innocently absolved you to the bucket of garlic fries.

0:04.4

Alieward, I'm back with a fresh episode of allergies.

0:08.0

Scalops, you're asking? Scalops, I'm saying.

0:11.3

But also, I'm saying pectinidology, which is difficult to say.

0:16.6

But I found it exactly one time in the literature.

0:20.4

It was an online forum for fossil collectors.

0:23.2

But it's a word.

0:24.6

Okay, it comes from the Latin word pectin for comb or rake.

0:29.2

Because of scallops, rige shells, we're going to get into it.

0:32.8

But yeah, scallops, not only are they iconic on everything from

0:36.8

mermaid attire to gasoline company logos, but also, you may have eaten one.

0:41.8

And they can flipy flap swim.

0:43.7

We're going to get into all of it.

0:44.8

But first, thank you so much to everyone at patreon.com.

0:46.8

Sashologies for supporting the show for a dollar or more a month and submitting your questions.

0:51.5

Thanks to everyone who shares episodes with friends and to the folks who

0:55.5

rate and leave reviews, I read them all every week to brighten my days,

0:59.2

such as this one from Sadie Jane, who said that allergies got them through so

1:02.9

many long days and nights during their daughter Rosie's first year of life.

1:07.1

And also said that I have golden retriever energy, which I appreciate.

1:11.2

Also, congratulations to Audrey Burnham.

1:13.2

And yes, I'd love a photocopy of your PhD, Dr. Burnham.

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