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With me is always is my full Coca-Cola carrying assistant. I slept very poorly last night and I don't know why. Okay, what's your excuse every other night when every morning you have a full Coca-Cola? I don't always have a full one. A full one means things have gone badly. Sometimes you're seeing the same cup from several days ago. That's even worse. But it's great that you're the strength to admit it. Will you please tell our listening audience what you had for breakfast yesterday? Yesterday? I had two cookie dough pop tarts. Not heated up.

How is she alive? Oh my god. Because I need, look, I'm trying to clear out my pantry. For what? Your death? Yes, and I need to, I haven't gone to the store. I haven't done laundry. I just bought new socks. Things are falling. I don't know. Why? Are you okay? Are you falling apart? Oh, and I yelled at you this morning, but your car being stinky. Are you gonna cry? Because your face is so pink right now. Is something happening? No, I'm just not sleeping. I might be dying. Are you okay? No, I will tell you my, you want to hear a voice? If it's about your cat, I do.

Not about my cat, although that is stressful. My ear crystals are loose. You're fired. What do you mean your ear crystals? It's a real thing. So everybody has ear crystals. Everyone in my online community has ear crystals. Everyone has them. I wrote a roller coaster several years ago. Shook them loose. So sometimes they come loose. It's benign, peroximal, vertigo. So sometimes one gets loose. And I'm very like I just get home and I'm so not like your equal librem is off. Yeah. Can we find

a better term than homeopathic like ear crystals? I am because I don't remember the middle part of benign peroximal vertigo. So I have to do special head exercises and twist my head around. Show me an ear crystal. I mean, you want to you. I was scared when I was at home. It's a thing because I went to like the urgent care a few years ago. And I was like, I'm over. Are you sure they didn't show you a picture of a troll doll's cartoon? Like are you sure it wasn't just like a stilts and that. I had to get like a steroid shot.

Here's grumpal romp holding is like just three amethyst. Just sounds so wonderful. I know it's do it's do you see the word your crystal. It's the it's those little bits. I mean ear crystals like the they look like larva. I know and you got them in your head and you better hope they don't come loose. Don't go on any of the rides at Universal Stingy. What if they're a sponsor? What are you doing? What are you doing? A million people go on the rides and it doesn't happen to them. But my mom also has it. So I think it's like we just have very weak.

Your canals. I don't know you're a loose woman with loose crystals. You're on the loose. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. You're not feeling I'm fine right now. You're super gross. So let's get it crack. You want to help some people. Fine. Okay. What if all the questions are like, wow, we all answered a question about your crystals. No one else. Everyone else thinks I'm insane when I say don't ask this question at the top because I swear I erase it and I swear you go back in this. No, I don't. I print exactly what you send back to me directly from your email. Then I think it doesn't save.

Because it might be you might not be saving correctly, but it saved this weird. Okay. This is fun for the list. Okay. Here we go. It's all visual podcasts. Oh, look how yellow this is. 38 minus one Eliza. When you were single, what were your biggest turnoffs and why are more people getting married later in life and do agree? It's actually smarter slash better. More people are getting married later in life. It is also a demographic thing. People I think on the coast are more apt and like big cities to get married a little bit later. Whereas like,

people in the suburbs and out in the country, they get married at like 19. Let's get it going. And you know, it's always that thing to be like, it's smarter and better because that's what I'm doing. There are plenty of people who get married young and it's fine. I don't really know the statistics. I stand by my decision because it's one that I made whether it was by choice or, you know, I didn't meet the right person till later. My biggest turn offs when I was single and continue to be turn offs, but like I don't have to touch that person's penis. But I find this a turn off socially.

When people misused grammar, just incorrect, improper forms English, I don't like, you know, like I says, which is more of a cacooloquialism, but like would have came. I have like college educated friends who will say that. Like, oh, I would have came yesterday and I cringe or like I would ate, but. And I'm like, it's would have eaten. What about just words? Like I know someone says supposedly, supposedly Valentine's for all intensive purposes.

Some of these things can be forgiven like a friend of mine the other day said, I'm not a prune. I'm sorry, not a friend.

Sean, you're not a friend if you're hearing this. You're a work colleague. No, but I'm just saying she said I'm joking. She said I'm not a prune. And I was like, what? She's like, yeah, like I mean, like I'll kiss someone. I was like, prude prude.

My best friend Michelle who went to London School of Economics, very smart, said, it was like, bull in a candy shop. So like mixing up your metaphors, I think is like one thing. Yeah, but like what like tense shifts and not knowing those. It is really off putting when you meet someone who's educated and they speak wrong. And you're like, oh, I don't know if I can trust you for the rest of these things.

And once you hear someone do it, like some people just have words like supposedly that they always say wrong and you hear it and then you keep hearing it. Yeah. And then you start saying it. I don't say it. I don't.

Yeah, that's a bummer. It's a turn off because just I don't know you like go put the really smart. It's like, are they? If you really can't you can't master tense shifts. That was a turn off for me. Right. Of course, dirty fingernails, but I don't really think I've ever dated with dirty fingernails. It really comes down to intelligence. Yeah.

Really like smart. I like people that are smarter than me. So that's my answer. Okay.

Soulman 77 had four questions. Also, it's good to wait a little bit. If you get older, because you put up with less shit. Oh, like I came into this marriage with Smoky Husky. And like day one, I was like, I will never pick you up from the airport. And I do not expect you to ever pick me up.

He picked you up all he does always do it. Boys love to drive. But well, then you guys are like get a nice lunch or something.

But I'm just saying like don't get it twisted. Like I go to the airport too much to be driving back to get you from like a domestic flight.

You go to Mars for three weeks. Yes, I will come get you. But it's too much of a hot apocalyptic nightmare to get to LAX.

I mean, yeah, you're there twice a week. So there you go. Okay.

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