Sup you beautiful bastards you're watching the Philip de Franco show.

I hope you've been a fantastic Wednesday evening, Thursday morning.

And if not, just remember, there's always tomorrow, though that could also be just as bad, if not worse.

But lucky you for the next little bit,

I'll distract you with the news of the day,

so let's just jump into it.

Starting with...

In today's what the actual fuck is going on news.

Let's talk about this situation with Elisa Jordano, who if you're not familiar with is a singer,

model writer, an IRL streamer who worked on the Howard Stern show back in the 2010s, among other high-profile

gigs. And this week, on Monday Monday she flipped on her YouTube live stream from

Palm Beach Florida to talk about some terrible news saying that her boyfriend who goes by

the name Skorro that he's been cheating on her for the past who knows how long. They're

throwing out several different numbers six months, nine a year two years eight years it's really unclear

But at the way she somehow gets a hold of his keys his wallet and most importantly his phone

So she calls her friend and she begins reading some of the text that he sent, the woman that he's allegedly been cheating with.

I have a blood rushed to my mushroom tip, zero left for brain per usual. I'm going to buy you a burka.

He told me she meant nothing to him and that's exactly what she told he told her about me the same thing I'm just attached to because I'm like afraid I'm not gonna meet anybody else

So seemingly a messy situation, one where people would understandably be upset. But rather than just being like, hey, I'm going to break up with a cheating douche bag today,

she straps on her seat bell, she kicks the car into drive and she calls

Sarah. Hi, Sarah? Hi, this Sarah?

You know at this point you have people saying, you know, to her credit, Elisa stays calm and

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