Sup you beautiful bastards. Don't be a fantastic Tuesday.

Welcome back to the Philip DeFranco show and let's just jump into it.

The first thing we're going to talk about today is the story that just blew up.

Yesterday, I personally found it to be a nothing story, but we had Malia Obama in the news.

This because the Daily Mail dropped the bombshell

that, oh my God, Malia Obama, who doesn't turn 21

until July 4th was drinking wine.

Also seemingly of note in the article,

she was wearing a bikini.

I know what you're thinking.

This is what the bottom looks like.

How will America ever recover?

I don't know if it will because the next day the Daily Mail dropped another

bomb show, oh my god.

The daily mail released an article the next day saying,

Malia Obama has a secret Facebook account where she has said negative things about Donald Trump.

Granted, they say the Facebook page hasn't been updated since 2017,

but I mean, could you even imagine a world where Barack Obama's daughter might harbor negative feelings towards a man who promoted the birther movement.

And if you can't tell yet, I think these stories are incredibly dumb.

I'm personally of the belief of leave the kids of the president or former presidents the hell alone.

Right, if it's in their private lives, leave them the hell alone.

Like if people went after Baron Trump,

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