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We got a lot of news to talk about today. We've got mind-melting body cam footage of the dumbest cop alive.

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And we have to dive into this ridiculous greenwashing situation. And then there's even more to talk about in today's jumbo-sized show. So buckle up, hit that like button to let you know you like these daily dives into the news.

And let's just jump into it. Starting with, we need to talk about possibly the dumbest cop alive.

Because at the center of this story, you have one acorn, two cops, several dozen bullets,

and an undeniable miracle. And we're talking about this because we just got some of the most mind-boggling body cam footage I've ever seen.

And if you've hopped on social media, maybe you've even seen it.

But I've got to talk in detail about what went down and what's happened since.

Because all of this actually started one morning back in November in Florida. We have this woman calling the cops and telling them that her boyfriend 22-year-old Marquis Jackson stole her car.

And so the sheriff's deputies arrive and she shows them text that he allegedly sent her threatening to damage the car.

With a photo, including what appears to be, or at least where the cops believed to be, a firearm with a silencer poking into frame.

And then Jackson himself actually shows up.

And he claims that the car is at his girlfriend's mother's house.

But a phone call to the mom quickly confirms that's a lie. And after a search around the area, police find the vehicle.

So they end up arresting Jackson, but not before Deputy Jesse Hernandez pats him down

by appearing to confirm he has no weapons.

And with him clearly unarmed and handcuffed, the officers put him in the back of the patrol car.

And that is where the normal part of this story ends, and the bat-shick crazy part begins. Because while the female cop is talking to Jackson girlfriend away from the patrol car,

she hears her partner, Hernandez, yell, shots fired.

It's okay.

What? What?

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