So you beautiful bastards. You're watching the Philippi Franco show, and we got a lot of news to talk about today.

We've got last night's Wild Super Bowl and all the Taylor Swift weirdness. Why the hell chocolate just got so

expensive? We're close to a stripper's bill of rights. The war on robots is taken to the streets.

We have to talk about how in the shadow of the Super Bowl, Israel absolutely pummeled Rafa and what that means moving forward. And then there's even more we got to talk about, so let's just jump into it.

Starting with Taylor Swift won her first Super Bowl last night in her first season.

But they're playing both ways, getting three and a half sacks on Pretty Boy Purdy, throwing

an absolute dime to me Cole Hardman to close out the game.

Yet she was still robbed of Super Bowl MVP.

Sorry, Mahomes, you know it's true.

But, uh, my stupid jokes aside, wild Super Bowl last night. I didn't even have a dog in the fight,

and I was stressed for y'all. Like, I'm a Jets fan. I don't know what it's like to be stressed

out in January, February. Though congrats, KC fans, better luck next year, Niner gang. That was a tough beat. But also, there was a lot playing out last night that didn't necessarily have to do with football. Because the crazy stupid shit I was saying about Taylor Swift,

that was obviously jokes. But at the same time, there was also a lot of other stupid crazy shit

being said about her. It was just like baseless. People have been saying that it's scripted for the

chiefs to win and then like Travis Kelsey was going to propose to Taylor Swift and they were going to be like, vote for Biden and get a vac shot.

No, no, there's going to be like a hypnotist trying to convince you on the screen.

But you did have Trump and Biden talking about this and her last night.

Trump putting out a thing essentially saying that it would be impossible for her to back Biden this year and writing on truth social.

I signed and was responsible for the Music Modernization Act for Taylor Swift and all other musical artists.

Joe Biden didn't do anything for Taylor and never will.

There's no way she could endorse crooked Joe Biden, the worst and most corrupt president in the history of our country, and be disloyal to the man who made her so much money.

Besides that, I like her boyfriend Travis, even though he may be a liberal and probably can't stand me.

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